The what now?

Secretary of Wrestling Bears

If they had Jeopardy streaming somewhere, I would honestly binge it until I died. I don't have a DVR and work when it's on, and I'm suffering serious withdrawal.

I don't care how many times people quote or paraphrase this, I will upvote it every. Fucking. Time.

See, a thought leader is an expert who's actually a dumbass.

"Oh no, we went too far! She's turning into Rachel Dolezal!"

"Goop’s emergence into a physical entity"

This is so goddamn brilliant.

No, they meant this was a pricier version of what Dash Con was.

Joke's on him; I went for journalism!

The bunny was supposed to live with Local Treasure Tom Skilling!

Yes, that is definitely why.

No, no, you steam hams.

I could see Bob Costas being a sophisticated murderer.

Out of sight, out of mind, I suppose. She's much less ubiquitous than she used to be.

I like to say "Upvoted" but then not actually upvote. It keeps people in suspense.

But the network being traded would mean all of Fox, not just WFXT. The network is the whole system (Fox, NBC, etc.), whereas WFXT is an affiliate or a station.

With a little dangling poop, too.

I know Holocaust Centers isn't the worst part of what he said, but it's definitely the most confusing and the part I've spent the most time thinking about.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct!