"Did you, uh, get a haircut this weekend, Eddie?"

Jesus, Spider-Man, stop Thwipp!ing all over journalism!

All I know is the bastards better have Blues Brothers and The Fugitive articles lined up, or I'm going to be mildly disappointed and make a snide remark about it under my breath!

*mutters under breath, "Stay out of my territory…"*

LLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAA!

You guessed it, Vice President Frank Stallone!

Is it not pronounced "hif"?

“The first time in history people have something productive to do on Facebook on a Friday night.”

The judge ruled that your evidence is too obscene to be presented in a court of law.

This thread is making me so grateful that I wasn't the only one.

But why male models?

Upvoted for reminding us what exercise is.

Would you say it can be greater than or equal to one thing?

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We know what jazz is all about! Many of us have seen La La Land.

Not mutually exclusive.

"Sean is a graphic designer and humorist based out of Los Angeles."

Eh, Craig's my favorite Bond, and Eva Green my favorite Bond girl (with Connery and Daniela Bianchi my runners-up). I'm just a pedant who can't miss a chance to fact-check.

Yeah, I'm not sure where the numbers come from. Technically Connery was Bond on-and-off for 21 years.

"They really cranked those first 8 out with Connery."