So… we have to find real parking for our real cars in order to sit in a fake parking lot with fake cars.

Definitely one of my favorite movies. I always watched it on cable, where Tommy Lee Jones' "Don't let anyone give you any shit about your ponytail" line is changed to "shine," which I think is way better. So folksy!

*tents fingers, smiles evilly*

It's true, this man has no dick! Mine, though, mine is yuge! Yugest thing you've ever seen!

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a…

Bye, Dr. Nick!

Alpha 5 from Power Rangers could replace R2-D2.

We're on 8 now, so it's "Vee Ay, Ay, Ay!"

NO

I hoped it would come back when he did. Alas…

Does anyone know why Sean retired that?

I seriously thought the twist was going to be that Obama's cake was chocolate and this was vanilla.

Wealthy Duffman!

It can be "2" things!
- Alex McCown-Levy

As a frequently drunk binge-eater, please teach me your ways.

*commits seppuku*

The Ghost of Cecil B. DeMille tents his fingers and smiles cruelly.

I just need to occasionally remind you just how creepy the imaginary daughter thing is.

Did they share any specifics? I don't want to wait to play the new Zelda, but I don't want a really crap version of it either.

"Martin Scorsese’s Silence, which features exactly zero dance numbers"