The AV Club
The same joke… many more times

I'm sorry sir, the only beverages you're allowed to consume with Cheetos are Mountain Dew, Monster or Miller High Life.

Maybe he'll open with "Roxanne."

I'll never say another bad thing about Disqus if it means we get to stay far away from Kinja.

Dr. Evil?

And the ones that fall in between other cracks?

What is he, an amateur?

His math checks out.

So you're telling me Cheetos aren't bugs? Huh.

How is that different from Secret German?

"Dammit Madonna, I said bite, not nibble!"

I'm fat and a joke, so kind of.

Nobody here is that motivated.

Is that a fat joke?

I'm convinced half of us have a browser extension that automatically skips the articles, just to save time.

I wish you'd told me earlier. I could've gotten drunk in the morning and driven to work in the evening!

It was! Which honestly makes the t-shirt even better than if they had to switch any words around.

Yeah, the Breitbart people either don't come around anymore or they wait much longer, when the comments are already dead.

Guaranteed upvotes?!

Not that I think they're on the same level, but if they'd been able to stay together this long, The Beatles would have probably gotten stale in a similar way. We even have evidence for this, with McCartney's post-Beatles career.