We do that every week.

I sold all my organs…

The girls on Caged Heat seem positively delighted!

Well, it is some nose.

Yes, yes, but is the Frogurt okay?

YES!

I see the Batman GIF above the tweet.

I had to use a Twitter account for a class once, and the flood of pornbot spammers that immediately started following me taught me right quick to turn on the "approve followers" feature.

Porn also comes in video form, and still pictures for hipsters.

"The cost of a truckload of cocaine!"

Hey, if this is anyone other than the 40,000 other people who have made that joke, you're stealing my bit!

Pfft, a REAL American would know we have the biggest-minded xenophobia. It's yuge!

It's sacrelicious!

"Campaign to save Nelly dooms Nelly"

#onbrand

As if he would retire. And if he became president, he'd definitely just change the law and marry Ivanka. Unless she's just the fourth wife?

Maybe it's just the picture, but it looks terrifying. Like, even scarier than an actual deer head.

It could be slightly darker black.

No, you haven't!

Aww, I loved going there with my dad, and I didn't even know they were the ones who invented saganaki. *through tears* Opa!