I’ve always thought they should put strip clubs at airports. You have business travelers who, despite wanking it in their hotel room 3x per day during their trip, still are horny enough on their way home to use their corporate AMEX to buy some 1:1 time with Crystal, Amber, or Tiffany. The alternative is sitting in a…

It “literally” makes my skin crawl how frequently and incorrectly “literally” is used. Seriously people, you need to “literally” learn the effing proper use of grammar and when it is appropriate to use “literally” vs. figuratively. Or just shut the fuck up with your qualifier. I get it - you are mad that the waiter…

After much deliberation, we have decided to re-instate Pete Rose

so now we’re suspending all organizations due to some people littering? You know what, let’s take it a step further. I love slippery slopes. I saw a member of an SEC football team throw an apple core on the ground. LITTERBUG! DISBAND THE FOOTBALL TEAM. No wait, you’re saying get rid of all frats due to the actions of…

Somehow BIG T-SHIRT in Maryland decided they would sell nothing that does not contain the MD flag. Its obnoxious. This year’s Race Across the Bay (a kickass local 10K) t-shirt giveaway had hideous MD flags on each arm. The only thing that could make that more Maryland-esque would be to add a picture of a crab with a…

Cwolf20, But they couldn’t get close to scoring. NFL goes on breakaway, tries to shoot, and A) wiffs B) shoots is 20 yards over the goal or C) 30 yards to the side. Excellent athleticism has zero to do with striking a ball with any sense of control

You’re spot on. Enough of the Deadspin leftist agenda. This guy is not entitled - he worked his ass off and made his way to the top. God forbid in this country we pay people handsomely for very difficult jobs with high levels of stress that make their employers lots of money.

Its due to speed. I type “teh” or “adn” all the time even though E and H nor D and N are far apart - simply because I’m trying to go too fast. And despite the fact that I save .000000001 millisecond in typing that fast, but have misspelled “teh” about 12 gabillion times in my life, thus causing me to delete the…

I went to an all-inclusive resort as a work trip. One guy didn’t get up from the poolside bar from about 10 AM until 6 PM EVERY SINGLE DAY.

“What food has the worst appearance-to-taste ratio? I was thinking about this as I was eating eel sushi. Eel sushi is fucking delicious. Eels as an animal are just about the least appetizing looking thing I can imagine. They look like someone glued googly-eyes on a snake with fetal alcohol syndrome.”

If you have kids, there is more piss and shit on the wall/floor at your home court than in the office. I have one of those traveler toothbrush holders at work. My toothbrush comes out, goes under the faucet, in my mouth, brush, then under the faucet, and back in the holder. I’m not rubbing it over the counter. I don’t…

I travel for work and pay the cancellation fee more than I like. But I know going in that there is a $200 change fee per ticket. Its not hidden. And you can buy refundable tickets today. Obviously they are much more expensive but it is an option. The only “hidden” fee I don’t like is charging more to sit anywhere…

Completely agree it was the wall. The guy on the left side ducked. If he had manned up and let that rocket hit him in the face, there would be no goal.

I work in a small-ish 14 story building - small enough to recognize a lot of fellow tenants outside your company. One company has the 8 & 9th floor. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen the same few (fat) people take the elevator from 9 to 8. I used to stare, now its time for Stair daggers.

Studies have shown that mattresses double in weight over 10 years due to dead skin cells and sweat (And no, I am not from BIG MATTRESS pushing people to buy more mattresses). So even if you’re just laying there, your boxers are getting nasty. Gotta change them in the morning.

Istanbul food is amazing. Nothing pleased me more (and disgusted my wife) than going down the street and buying a hunk of meat off some dude walking down the street with a piece of delicious meat on a spit.