I’ll go ahead and give everyone here the secret key to sleeping in: severe depression. I slept until 5:15pm yesterday.

Ah I was coming here to talk about the bullshit museum. “The Smithbergs were pillars of the community and lovingly restored our old firehouse, which now houses Mrs. Smithberg’s unique collection of stuffed horses from the early 1900s, believed to be the largest of its kind in the Western Hemisphere.”

RE: Standing behind someone in line

If it’s not a work function of course they shouldn’t cover alcohol spending... The liability implications of buying your employees alcohol - especially outside of a work event - are enormous.

Hear, hear. Who are these full time employees not picking up the intern’s tab? Jeezus Christ on a cracker, I’m a broke grad student teaching at a university, and when I meet with my undergrad students at a cafe, I always buy them a cup of coffee or a sandwich. Every other Friday I bring donuts in for our student…

Alex

Rand McNally state and national road atlases. A pack of parliaments on the dash to calm the ex greaser dad who defined road rage two decades before the news reported it.  A metal igloo cooler with hard boiled eggs, water and maybe some sandwiches sustaining a bunch of kids in a 1971 VW bus arguing, stinking it up with…

David:

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

My question is... when did kids get so soft?

Yeah, colonoscopies are waaaay oversold in terms of discomfort because, let’s face it—dudes. As a dude, you have to say that anything that involves someone sticking something up your ass is the worst possible thing anyone could ever endure because otherwise, you know, gay.

For 20 years I have been telling people that a colonoscopy was nowhere near as bad as a surgical resection, 6 months of chemotherapy and 6 weeks of radiation. Even if they find a cancer, it is still better to find it when it can be cured and you can get away with a a surgical resection, 6 months of chemotherapy and 6…

RE: Colonoscopy.

Born and raised Arizonan and oh man you barely scratched the surface. We didn’t even get to all the Militia-Wingnuts in the northwest corner of the state, the fundamentalist compounds full of all manner of unsavory shit (Sister-wives ahoy), the batshit gun culture, and that every other year or so the State Legislature…

Yes, there are LOTS OF WOMEN who have so little understanding of their own anatomy, especially of the genitals, that they have no idea if something got in there how they would get it out. Hence the thousands of women who die every year from septic shock or massive uterine infections due to foreign objects in their…

Also the dentist. I went to the dentist in September for the first time in like 15 years because of some pain I’d been dealing with for more than a month. Don’t let this shit fester!

Stop using them. Just sit on the goddamn toilet.

NO because Kav straight up refuses to admit he did do these terrible, awful, hurtful and disgusting things. He hasn’t accepted responsibility for them. He hasn’t apologized, nor has he grown (look at his more current boys’ trip emails). One is granted forgiveness after they have repented. Repenting, I’ll remind…

Can we get to the real question? Why does ranch at a restaurant not taste anything like bottled ranch and vice-versa. I love ranch at any restaurant, and they all taste about the same. Yet I have not found anything that i would deem palatable from a grocery store