Peking Duck Boat?

+1 holy hand grenade

RUN AWAAAAAY

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

No.... THIS is a Triumph of Automotive Design

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Know who else had a Wii glitch? Dick Trickle.

I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but the SAAB 9³ had the best cupholder of all time.

This is what happens to a Mustang when it is made to do “high-performance” maneuvers near a crowd that it is not allowed run over/devour. It commits suicide because its population-culling purpose remains unfulfilled.

“To the death?”

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Everyone, of course, except coach Chris Beard, whose doughy face immediately turned bright red

My car cannot be better than my clients

How about a “dawg” mode where it automatically winds down all the windows, sets the autopilot to 10mph and plays “It was a good day” at max volume

Hold my beer.

Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

welcome back

This reminded me of a great Dave Barry line about the Teapot Dome scandal - “At this point Harding, showing the kind of class Richard Nixon could only dream about, died.”

Well when I overthrow your weak government and take over the world, I will make it so that anytime someone says “Oh I remember that song from ____ commercial!” or starts singing along with an ad, they get pushed into a meat grinder. We will then vacuum pack and sell the ground idiots and sell them back to the people. …