OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

I have no idea.

Its a symbiotic relationship, when it inevitably catches fire the head gaskets will blow and it will self-extinguish using coolant.

Attach Booger to a giant harness with the Sky Cam and have him fly around the top of the stadium, shrieking his insights about what the Mike did on that last pass protection, as he soars 20 feet off the ground around the field at a blinding velocity.

Do yourself a favor and open a new tab and start playing Yakety Sax and then come back and view the gifs above. I would have sworn I was already hearing it anyway, but it’s worth the effort.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Easy. Just designate all the not ready planes as parts planes. The sooner you admit your project car isn't going to be finished, the sooner you can get rid of it on Craigslist and move on. No time wasters, I know what I've got.

He was between the tackles, though, so they’ll start calling Donald for intentional grounding.

Oh man that look when his dead eyes get live with panic is just...delicious. I could snack on that all day.

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

The hell I don’t! Listen, kid. I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns. Every. Night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

YES! My husband understands the tweezers hierarchy as:
1. The GOOD tweezers. MY tweezers. They were hand milled in England and were designed to put together dollhouse miniatures. I won’t even tell him where they are.
2. The back-up good tweezers that have been lost for 6 months but I still hold out hope they can be…

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

A. Neat, I learned something today.

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

way to ruin Magary’s vacation by posting Gary Anderson not missing

Chef: MY MOM