The world was built by intense weirdos. We stand on the shoulders of weird giants.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

Better headline:

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

Winning “Double Dare” or “GUTS” would have been the tops, I’d have been rolling in some fuckin’ sweet LA Gear shoes for the duration of my adolescence (which, coincidentally would have made me a little shit)

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

I feel as if the flaw in your approach is wearing a revealing top.

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

It was undoubtedly the rich guy and, without any suggestion or coaching by my attorney, I also want to say that I am 99% certain that he was acting within the scope of his duties as an employee such that his employer, who happens to have a ten-figure net worth, may be liable for his actions.

Now, tell me again—was it this man with an 8-figure net worth who hit you, or his broke-on-paper friend?

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Ok, there’s no way that June Thunderstorm op-ed isn’t some sort of elaborate performance art piece. I refuse to believe these are the opinions of a real person. “June Thunderstorm” is clearly an amalgam of fifty different flavors of insufferable college student combined by computer into a gestalt entity intended to…

They at least need to go back to having original Super Bowl logos, because this bland Lombardi-trophy-in-front-of-that-year’s-stadium shouts just how lame the NFL brass truly is.