Great article Jonathon!*

*Please please please get some heavy boots that go over the ankle and provide support. You really don’t want to learn how bad it is to crash in Chucks.

-A guy who has crashed in Chucks (and gotten them caught in an open primary pulley).

Funny how Lanesplitter writers used to be all ATGATT and now you’re out here on 1000cc’s in chucks and a canvas jacket

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

NO NO, REALLY, LET’S JUST ROLL UP TO A C&C EVENT AND START CHUNKING GRENADES INTO THE CROWD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD CAUSE LESS CASUALTIES THAN IF WE PUT THIS CAR INTO THE WRONG HANDS.

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”