Oh no the people we beat up for not being able to catch a ball as kids are witing snarky thwings on the internet. If only we had flushed their magic the gathering cards down the toilet harder then they would respect our grown up adult ball games.

and here we are in 2016 with both of those problems solved thanks to the hard work of both world governments and large corporations.

it's also a type of drink

well damn, a guy who compares women's face to animals doesn't find her attractive i guess her career/life is up in smoke. pack it in miley

i hope kimmy gets sick of dong and becomes a lesbian just to break the cycle of 'quirky handsome guys who turn out to be assholes in later episodes' that every female comedy character has to date

They can set the time machine to 2011 so Paul can play the first guy to ever think of the idea of using time travel to meet famous dead people.

Isn't zippering up a door flap real fast as a door slam a Mitch Hedberg joke? Stealing a dead guy's material Great Job Simpsons Writers

Was planning to dust off the old Genesis and playthrough some classic games this weekend but the official Sonic The Hedgehog twitter account's transphobic comment has put me off anything Sega related. Will be revisiting some GameCube masterpieces like Wind Waker and Pikmin instead.

there is a big overlap between walking dead fans and child murder fans

boooooooo rory boyfriend boooooooooooooo

the best time to decide something for an entire year is 25 days into it

There are brain dead whining idiots all throughout human history, Doesn't prove anything about the poorly written unfunny garbage The Simpsons puts out today in any way, shape, or form

Tween It To The Limit

if it's like the bob burgers table you'll have to buy it in a pack with robot chicken and mr pickles tables

stop trying to rewrite history claiming dinosaurs was a bad show, its not happening

who fucking cares

maybe a giant starship came down and gave him some out of this world space plastic surgery

Megan Fox's Cleavage returns in an all new adventure

Megan Fox's Cleavage returns in an all new adventure

“Meme-friendly.”