I don’t even know anymore.

And how can this list not include Brody Sarsaparilla from Soliloquy DEATH$&%£π\✓ability?

Thanks for reading! 

I was feeling old until I got to Paramore. Hey it’s someone I’ve heard of! Oh wait, My Chemical Romance is also on there. I’m pretty sure the rest are just made up.

I feel like I just woke up from a 15 year coma??

I’ll star you, it feels less dirty.

And yet, ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER was completely normal.

Sometimes you eat the bar...

This franchise will score infinite points if they just go ahead and name Larson’s character Mary Sue.

This franchise must either kill off Dom or convince Vin Diesel that Dom is not actually the super cool and tough absolute best character. It’s totally fine that the crew has evolved from meathead idiots who steal TV/VCR sets to pay for parts on their Honda Civics to, like, superheroes, but I cannot take another 2+ hour…

It’s not a gimmick. I’m providing a valuable public service

No, they’re only obligated to use the latest in pop psychology to bring in as many eyeballs as possible to drive revenue.

Physically being around other people is kind of gross. They’re filled with organs and bones and stuff

Okay, I kind of get the feeling you’re just trying to pick an argument here, but I’m genuinely curious about what this apparently unique POC take on this issue is, since from what I’ve seen they generally seem to fall into being some variation on the same three categories as everyone else’s, namely:

Please tell me where in this article, or any avclub article any of that happened, I haven’t read any of that so I assume you’re confused.

Like trying to catch a glimpse of Chester A Arthur’s butthole. 

*Olivia Rodrigo frantically deletes her song ‘Why Oh’ from her new album*

I am glad someone else thinks this.

But less than Jake.

Agreed, but... my god, de Lancie is so damned good in the role, I almost - almost - can gloss over how big a disservice they’re doing to Q narratively.