Oh God, you triggered my "Too Many Cooks" PTSD. 

I'd rub Cuoco butter all over myself. 

Egg on your face it he is, right? 

If LOTR had mostly women characters, the Fellowship (Ladyship?) would never have made it to Mt. Doom...because they would have gotten lost!

At first, I thought the picture of Noel Gallagher was actually of Neil Flynn. That makes for an entirely different and vastly more interesting article. 

I’m amazed by Sublime’s terrible reputation. They’re easily the best band that came out of that scene. And they’re not a ska band. There’s what, two songs on 40 oz. with horns?

Devil's not the one who has to lose those lbs, buddy. 

THE AV CLUB

Jesus wept. 

Fallen was a good fucking movie. 

No, you cannot opine. Just try to shut up and listen. And remember, look thoughtful and vaguely patronizing when you do it. 

I imagine he is troubled by the idea of a Black man being vilified for...basically anything. Not a judgment, just an educated guess. 

Those two shows exist as fuel for fanfic writers. That’s the only reason they exist.

Hmm. So is the money printer, like, cold? 

I can’t imagine Uncle Phil would be too happy with Will right now. 

He's an excitable boy. 

I understand that impulse, kids are little assholes who ruin everything they touch.

I’m going to go against the AV Club grain here and say Kevin Smith seems like a really decent, cool guy.

Yeah, but when are we gonna finally talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock? You hear about that? 

Spoiler alert: you are FUCKED in the end.