I had Bell's Palsy a few years back and while it's nowhere as bad as aphasia, it's really weird when your brain tells your body to do something and it just won't happen. 

That's how we do it

I deal with this on a daily basis (not from Bruce Willis, but from others) and yeah, it's tough to see someone obviously struggling to process and/or speak. I can't imagine how frustrating it must be for them. 

“Wonderful Christmastime” is literally the worst thing in the world. How do you sleep?

I thought I had aphasia once, but it turned out I’m just an idiot.

Keep Dawes' name out of your fucking mouth!

I mean...other than the intimate, presumably carnal knowledge of a man, that sounds pretty good.

It’s all there on the White Album. Or should I say Mubla etihw? Wake up, sheeple!

Fair point, but done well I think a miniseries could capture more of the story. But interrupting the flow with episodic breaks might hurt it, too. So as the great William Joel once said, you may be right. 

Oh, “Paul” knows a thing or two about death...considering the real Paul McCartney died in 1966! He never would have inflicted "Wonderful Christmastime" on us. Miss him, miss him, miss him! 

Sometimes violence is the answer. I mean, Hitler? Imperial Japan? The Confederacy? Pretty much every person Raylan Givens killed on Justified? There you go. 

Before the dark times. Before the Empire. 

The Long Walk is begging for a miniseries (and it’d be cheap) but instead we get this shit? You’re lucky you made Peacemaker, HBO Max, or you’d be losing my subscription money! 

More Lila please 

Man, everybody hates Chris. 

I don't remember, having not been alive then, but I generally keep my musical opinions to myself unless it's pertinent...or unless devil-worshipping "rock stars" are trying to corrupt our innocent youth with their Satanic lyrics and promiscuous lifestyles. Obviously. 

To be fair, TKCS was just testing the recognitionsSignal, which we invented in case of a real emergency. It works. 

If it helps, I care very little about both. In fact, I care so little I'm taking the time to comment about it! 

Is the way I feel about Billie Eilish in 2022 the same as the way old people felt about The Beatles in 1964?