Everyone—YES, EVERYONE—is always crapping on this reboot, but it’s a great idea. It really is.

Still no Emmy though. 

I had a dream once where I hung out with Bob Odenkirk and we stole an eighteen wheeler. So I assume he's a pretty cool guy in real life. 

Their overconfidence was their weakness. 

I miss that place so much. 

There's articles? 

Wow, these ads aren't obtrusive at all. 

“We suggest you tune in. At this point, anything can happen.”

I can’t imagine anyone going up to a ticket vendor and saying “one/two/whatever for Cheaper By the Dozen 2, please.”

What does Joe Rogan make of all this?! 

I like Lady Reconstruction. Or better yet, Lady Appomattox! Suck it, The South!

I'd say it's more Ob la di, ob la da. 

Just give him a wet dollar bill and be done with it. 

Does his breath smell like cat food? 

The fuel of the speedy, flying contraptions

Yeah. I think the guy is talented, but his inner drama geek comes out way too much. And he never, ever takes risks.

That’s what we thought a year ago. Saying Zelnaj would feast on delicious, seared human flesh would get you banned from social media back then. Now that we spend hours marinating on a skewer for maximum tenderness, I feel free to call Joe a spreader of misinformation. Im between screams, of course. 

That’s such a LMM song it’s not even funny. Guy needs to lay off the “Yo”s and the “whoas” in every single song.

How much topless car washing do we get to see here? 

So was the stadium built with Glendon’s money? Did he have still have it on him?