Yeah, no one cares. Any bets being placed yet on when the AVC loses its comment section aka Deadspin? 

I hope you all like your expectations subverted! Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars and retroactively ruined my childhood blarrgghh! 

Eminently forgettable? I don’t think so, Tim. #Karnheads

Too bad Paul is a dead man. Miss him, miss him, miss him! 

It's pretty standard Disney fare but the songs elevate it way above most of the crap they put out. I'm not a huge Lin Manuel Miranda fan but he outdid himself there. 

Ehh, why not just masturbate? It’s just about as productive and a million times more fun. 

Could be worse. You could die anonymous and alone, mourned only by your fleas like Aladdin. 

Holy shit. It’s starting to really hit home that all of these absolute rock legends are going to die of old age, etc. right now and not “in the future.”

We don't talk about Joss, no no no

Wait, are you saying Joss is Glory? 

I've been saying "pens drawer" to people whenever I get the chance. 

I swear to God, I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "The Avocado."

A quote from the inestimable thespian featured in this article sounds fitting in these awful times of corporate power gone mad:

Well, you take the good, you take the bad. 

You've been told not to post here, Chip. 

Mm, boots. 

I think you mean YES OWNAGE 

Be nice if they ungreyed the greylateriat on the new site. I mean, Kinja would come along, right? 

I wouldn't blame you at all if you spit in one of those criminal capitalist pig’s faces when they shitcan you.

Everything good is beyond stupid paywalls.