Goddamn. These vultures, these disgusting parasites...they need to be stopped. This is criminal—at least, it should be. 

I guess the McMahons are having succession issues, then? Synergy! 

One gives a hearty laugh, not a hardy laugh. Unless they're boy detectives. 

That's the one. We can only assume the real Megan The Stallion is tied up in a closet somewhere. 

Bad news from the future. 

She worked at 15 clubs a day 

I’m glad you got to write this obit, Mike. She really was something else. Hard to believe she's really gone. 

Spending my Xmas on Reddit (the antiwork sub) and hanging out with my family. Woo hoo. 

More like Mr. Big House, am I right? 

More like powerful erotic. Rawr. 

Keep trying to care less. You can do it. 

Protocols of the Elders of Ferenginar notwithstanding. 

Weird Al covered one of Harrison's song at a tribute concert or something, I believe. Plus he's Weird Al, so who's going to tell him he can't cameo? It would be like kicking a puppy. 

I feel like Jeff Lynne would show up to anyone's video if they asked him to. Like even if I made one, he'd be in it. 

And shout?

27 IF.

I thought he was pretty great. 

Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! 

So effing good. Everyone in the cast did a superb job in this episode. A “Whitecaps” level season finale...

HE RATES YOU!