Bullets are expensive. The memo said that neck-kneeling is moe efficient.

It’s a lot of WORK to catch kids on dirt bikes. So much easier to arrest somebody else...or just have some more coffee.

I heard Putin did some backing vocals. Eager to hear THAT.

Four quart Hobart mixer? Are you SURE you don’t mean four GALLON? Four quart is a KitchenAid.

After Deepwater Horizon, anyone who eats anything from out of that water is a fool. 

So, who plays Peter Tosh, or does he even get mentioned? Thanks for letting me know to avoid this drivel.

EVERYTHING came from China, and it STILL DOES.

The best ketchup is no longer in production. Sir Kensington got bought out and euthanized in the name of corporate profit. RIP.

I guess that judge was right in denying Musk that big payout. Maybe he should start paying BACK some of his ill-gotten booty...

Don’t smoke them, either.

This reminds me of that joke about someone’s mother serving leftovers for 40 years, and there having never been an actual initial “meal”.

Why is the chorus to “Mother’s Little Helper” running through my head?

The ghost of Elvis says the missing ingredient is bananas.

One day he’s going to eat a moderate portion of healthy food and immediately keel over stone cold dead.

My parents had a policy that I had to finish what was “on my plate” before I could have anything else. This included foods I hated. Sometimes I would be presented with the same stuff for several meals in a row until I found a way to either hide it or choke it down. After the second try, no reheating, either. Ever have…

The only solution is GUNS. Ask any Republican.

When they run out of comic book nonsense to make movies out of, do we get stuck with a “universe” of movies about children’s books like “See Spot Run”?

How many Ukrainians per mile?

The word is “wattle”. “Waddle” is something a duck does, or a noted NFL player. Details are important. 

We should put Musk in a “nearly airless tube”, and leave him there.