They should serve this with grits instead of rice. Fusion, indeed.

I’d be willing to bet that his employees LOATHE him. I’ve seen the type many times.

The graffiti is right, the solution simple. EAT THE RICH. 

One piece of advice for this person: Get a REAL job.

Whether the lines are clean isn’t half of it. I used to get drunk with a guy who made his living maintaining tap systems in a number of local bars, including cleaning lines. He told me once that it was far from uncommon for him to find the wrong kegs hooked up, so that people who THOUGHT they were drinking NA beer…

I think I saw this movie in 1978.

I’ve got an idea for Mario. If it’s truly about cooking, and wanting to share his skill and knowledge, he should give a series of cooking classes in the federal prison system. He gets to share his chops, and maybe some people find a career to pursue once they’re done in the cage. Since this is REALLY about celebrity,…

Just don’t guzzle it like a pig, and you should be just fine.

As long as he didn’t shoot anyone, it’s cool.

“Run the dish” is a 21st Century one, because in the past century servers hauled their own freight. 

Headcheese and lutefisk would top my list, because They are just NASTY.

If the Republicans were smart, they’d nominate Nikki Haley. Fortunately for the American People, Republicans are FAR from smart, so they’ll pick the same LOSER once again, with predictable results. Why did we even have PRIMARIES this time? Fundraising? The outcome was clear on both sides from Day One...

Things like this are why I stay well stocked. A temporary shortage is no concern, because I am the Duke of Oil...

Since the majority of Asians are lactose intolerant (how often do you see any dairy on a Chinese menu?), I have to wonder how a pizza joint could survive in that part of the World without resorting to regional flavors and ingredients like this. Then again, I’ve always wondered how McDonalds could exist in a place like…

Where’s Harold Stassen when we need him? Oh, yeah...RIP.

The Red-Headed Woodpecker (also know as the “flying checkerboard”) is one of the four species in this country that stash food to eat later.

Politicians often seem like they’re something other than human, and I’m not referring to their appearance. Then again, there IS the case of Ted Cruz...

Boomers would drive Pontiacs if such a thing still existed.

I’m a fan of forked potatoes, despite the inherent hassle. Get some baby spuds, parboil them and allow to cool slightly. Peel off skin and, using a fork, make grooves in them. From there, you apply oil in a method of your choice and roast them gently until they become crunchy, caramelized chunks of BLISS.

I use Instacart, so I do it solely by proxy.