Lack of sex, most likely. 

Just for good measure, images of this clown should be posted EVERYWHERE on the internet, with the suggestion that he’s still due a few good ass-beatings. Sometimes karma needs a little help...

“Facts are stupid things.” - Ronald Reagan

Or Stormy Daniels.

Defend himself against the socialist gummint.

I knew a judge once that tried to run his wife over with the family station wagon. Must’ve been out of ammo...

The architectural equivalent of a “wife beater”. Very nice.

You mean other peoples’ greatness that he co-opted, right?

At what point does everyone just walk away from this idiot? He’s treating you like the bunch of hopeless junkies you are. Show some pride...

My protocol is to find a pro to call.

Also, it is HOT up there. Even in January in Wisconsin, it is HOT up there. Roofing is high on my list of things best left to professionals. 

I have a friend who’s a chronic alcoholic to the point where he could never control it on his own. I think that something like a conservatorship might be a solution for him once his mother passes on. Not asking for the job, mind you...

How many tweets are there in a petard? We may soon get a definitive answer.

Have you ever seen “A Boy and his Dog”? 

“Facts are stupid things.” - Ronald Reagan

This is what GOP “patriotism” looks like. If the other side pulled a stunt like this, the “conservatives” would be calling for their public execution for treason. 

It’s completely possible to perform charitable acts without documenting them on film. 

I’m sure that some “Right To Life” enthusiast has stepped forward to adopt the child and provide a worthwhile Life for them (just kidding).

She wants to be the first female President, despite her obvious lack of qualifications for the role. We need her like we need another Trump.

If Musk set a date and time, Zuckerberg would quickly find a reason to get out of it. “Totally ready” or not, I know a blowhard when I see one. It’s not just that he might get hurt, people might SEE him get hurt. Nope...