The day he dies doing one of his absurd movie stunts should be made a holiday. The best part of his career was in the last century, and all that’s left is a litany of filmed suicide attempts. Boooring....

Why, the “defense budget”, of course. Are you afraid of all those other countries out there? We need to be able to kill everyone at least twenty times over, just to be “safe”.

To me, the only way anyone could justify letting them drill on OUR land would involve a guarantee that any and ALL oil produced be STRICTLY for domestic use. Naturally, the oil companies would never agree to such a thing, so they should have to take their environment-wrecking machinery elsewhere. As far as Biden goes,…

People are stupid everywhere. How many times have you seen a guy with his baseball cap on backwards shade his eyes with his hands? 

Imagine what would happen to “partisanship” if we were to outlaw both the RNC and DNC as the criminal enterprises they are. We might even have actual democracy after everyone got over the panicof having to actually think for themselves. We’re being PLAYED by these grifters. Time to end their game.

All they need to do to confirm their true nature once and for all is to find a reason to pardon this evil bastard. That said, look for Clarence “Uncle” Thomas to craft the majority opinion that lets him walk...

WRONG. “Barfly” should be #1.

You can also peel and freeze them when they are just past optimal for eating raw, for use in a future banana bread or other application. I do this in measured portions, which means I can make some banana bread whenever the mood strikes me. 

I prefer silicone because I’d hate finding one of those bristles in my food one day. If one of those silicone fingers breaks off in my food, I’ll see it a lot more readily, particularly since my brushes are red. 

One would assume that he took the time to COOK that chicken breast first.

She’s going to wind up in jail. You read it here first.

Pot calls kettle black. Film at 11.

She should have shown some naked shots of herself. Everyone present would have been turned to stone, and we could replace them with some actual leadership.

How is nudity important to the plot? Also, when are people going to grow up and realize that there is absolutely nothing special about naked humans. We all have the same hardware, more or less, and this fixation with invading the privacy of others is deeply childish. 

Sure. The insurance companies woke up to the fact that Florida is a bad risk. As to those who refuse to be “woke”, I say LET LYING DOGS SLEEP.

I mentioned this idea to my 75 pound German Shepherd. He’s still laughing...

IkTok. Interesting....

“No soup for YOU.”

Antonio Brown?

They caused a miscarriage. Isn’t that MURDER in Texas?