The Extreme Court will certainly find a way to block this once they return from vacation.

He should sue them for false imprisonment. How exactly is he REQUIRED to go all the way to NYC? They may not like it, but how could this be illegal? If I don’t like the movie, I leave. Same thing. Just another reason to TAKE THE TRAIN...

No point getting steamed...

This is why we need to ARM THE INFANTS.

I guess his taser wasn’t handy.

It’s going to be fun watching this idiot tumble into obscurity. 

I didn’t know that lemmings came in a can these days.

I remember using “Get Down, Make Love” to test out stereos I was looking at back in 1976 or so, and getting some funny looks from other people in the shop. Good times...

When you have a captive crowd, they are basically at your mercy. No incentive to provide exemplary products or services for the simple fact that you will NEVER see 90% of these people again. Also, given the setting they are unlikely to be very good tippers, and the corporations that run this kind of dump don’t pay…

“Properly cared for” is the huge caveat here, and it’s not always obvious whether this is the case. Also, buying used books tends to screw the author, n’est-ce pas?

“If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” - Weird Al Yankovic

If you let people bully you, they will. I like to keep a calm demeanor as I slowly clean underneath my fingernails with my switchblade before replying to their pushy demand. No aggression required.

The man, including his name, is like a poorly written satire.

Rule 1- Idiots always think they’re right. Rule 2- We are all idiots.

Grow up.

They have it backwards. Remove all of the human drivers, and the roads will be safe. The same principle will apply in the future, when everything is run by one machine, tended to by a man and a dog. The man’s job will be to feed the dog, and the dog’s job to keep the man from touching the machine. We are the fly in…

If they’re “blown away”, they are not critics.

The way to “keep prices down” is to lower portion size. Same price, smaller sandwich. “And how did you find your cheeseburger today, Sir?” I just looked under the pickle, and there it was...

With a free side order of yellow snow?

You left out Clarence “Uncle” Thomas, who is OWNED by Harlan Crow.