Time for the defamation suit, which they clearly deserve to win easily. He deserves to spend the rest of his life in court or prison, if you ask me. 

For those who didn’t know, Barbie doesn’t “come with Ken”, she comes with G.I. Joe. Of course, so does Ken...

Somebody needs to make as movie about a huge school of them sinking a cruise ship. Now THAT’S entertainment!

...and a plague of SNAILS upon thee!

This is kind of like washing your trash cans, isn’t it? I’m trying to imagine having the time and motivation to actually DO this.

Just don’t save that cold sub for the next day, particularly during Summer. Flies LOVE those cold prep tables, and their offspring don’t take very long to arrive, even refrigerated. Maggot sub, anyone?

We have a WINNER! The Darwin Award 2023.

And get rich and famous doing so. I say we give him the anonymity he deserves, and MOVE ON.

Commercially made mayonnaise seldom goes bad. The culprit in a prepared salad would far more likely be one of the other ingredients, in particular porous items such as potatoes. Mayo can even be kept at room temp indefinitely, provided you don’t mind some changes in appearance. It’s still edible, even then. The “bad…

Believe them, not your lying eyes.

Can “last moments” ever be pleasant? This was an exercise in arrogance and stupidity. Just think- they COULD have saved a bunch of time and money by staying home and watching footage of a remore vehicle visiting the wreck. The same ultimate outcome could have been realized by putting plastic bags over their heads…

Maybe this is the solution to our inequality problem. Convince the rich to go on one way trips to remore locations. Next stop: Mars. So what if there’s no AIR there. It’s EXCLUSIVE.

I suppose now a bunch more money will be wasted “recovering” the fragmentary remnants of this crew of entitled idiots. Haven’t we already dedicated entirely too much bandwidth to this exercise in human stupidity and arrogance? Will there be an expedition to this “disaster” now? Where does it end? I submit that right…

That’s enough lippage out of you.

If the reparations are done in the correct order, ther will be little left for the “Afro-Americans” after the “Native Americans” are taken care of. I suggest we ALL go back to Africa and sort it out there, leaving this continent to the wildlife that owned it before filthy humans arrived. After all, NONE of us are…

“Think”? Stick to things you are capable of.

I think we’ve found the opening act for that cage match between Musk and Zuckerberg. Life imitates Pro Wrestling...

Time to start some conspiracy theories.

That’s how they got to be billionaires, Donald Trump, e.g.

Can we make this fight “to the death”? It would greatly benefit every living thing on this planet.