“There ain’t no free donut.” - H.L. Munchkin

Just Florida being Florida. Nothing to see here...

And there it is, for all to see. She demands that her children be kept as ignorant as she is, and everyone’s ELSE’S children, too.

Ten to one he’s having an affair behind her back.

Someone should play the Carl Lewis rendition for him:

With the notable exception of the Jimi Hendrix version. His first improvement was leaving out the words...

Horse meat is generally cheaper, particularly in the vicinity of Churchill Downs.

The two of them should have an interesting reunion in Hell.

I have ZERO problem with BMW’s. It’s the ignorant asshats that drive them that provoke the animosity.

Let lying dogs sleep.

The Sting (1973) resonates from start to finish with its ragtime soundtrack of Scott Joplin via Marvin Hamlisch. Also, what about Amadeus (1984)? There’s music, and then there’s MUSIC...

Yeah, I remember my first Heineken. 

“Served the country”? Served the corporate power structure, you mean. We need to be honest about this whole “protecting the country” CRAP. The military protects this country the way police protect its citizens...

Karma says that all hurricanes this year go to West Palm Beach. Make Florida Great Again....

I live close to Louis DeJoy, so the mail service is SUPERB.

Mother-in-law?

#1- Using a normal bicycle, and NO HELMET.

Dollar stores would also be a viable option. A lot of them have a surprisingly wide inventory these days. Of course, most items will be more than a dollar, but usually in line with prices elsewhere. 

Bocce also has a name that won’t induce a spit take in the uninitiated. The first time I heard of “cornhole” was from Frank Zappa, and he certainly wasn’t referring to a game with little bean bags, or whatever. I suspect the name to be deliberate clickbait bullshit, yet somehow this nonsense made it to TV. I can’t…

This is getting pretty close to sexualizing children, IMHO. The whole “beauty pageant” thing BADLY needs to be re-examined, even for adults. Doesn’t anyone remember JonBenet Ramsey? I was hoping that this sort of thing ended THERE...