Outlaw pools, golf courses and LAWNS in this region, too. They are unnatural and clearly unsustainable luxury items. Any landscaping needs to be limited to indigenous species. Wanton displays of wealth can be limited to other nonsense like cars that go three times the speed limit and other various trappings of…

That’s over half her yearly salary, at least what WE pay her. I suspect she found a loophole to get it taken out of  campaign funds, just like all these parasites do. Just another glaring example of how different these people are than those they purport to represent, and the hypocrisy that is their very nature.

I think you need to wash your mind’s eye out with soap after THAT.

IMHO, you don’t have to go ANY further than “Black Republican”. How could there be a more CONFLICTED state of existence that that? Is it corruption, stupidity, or STOCKHOLM SYNDROME? Does it matter? He has about as much chance at the GOP nomination for President as I do...and I’m a SOCIALIST.

“Of all time”? Don’t you mean “of this century”? Seems like you missed a BUNCH of older stuff to me...and contemporary TV is HOGWASH. 

Also, resist the temptation to do Nicholas Cage imitations. It will not impress the bees unless you are enclosed in wicker.

I agree. AI can never sample music and compile it like people can.

Morally ill, a new category.

“Second degree manslaughter”? That calls for what, like two weeks in jail? It reminds me of how the January 6th  TRAITORS got off with misdemeanors. Different set of rules, it would seem...

Nope. COVID is still out there, and then there are the mass shootings. No mass shooting with no MASS. I stay on my property, and if anyone comes calling, they can talk to the DOG. Might even save me a little on kibble if they get stupid...

From what I can see, NOBODY mentioned in this article belongs in public office, because they only serve themselves. This includes the showboating Democrat. How does any of this nonsense provide anything meaningful for the people of Nebraska? Just another juvenile pissing contest that everyone loses.

I think it’s time to change the meaning of “trump card” to refer to something that doesn’t actually work, despite massive amounts of bluster and fabrication of reality. Also, to “trump” would mean to fail utterly while making an absolute ass of yourself. 

Anyone COULD be a politician. It’s those that CHOOSE to be one that we need to keep an eye on. And, as Vidal said, “Anyone who wants to be President should automatically be disqualified from ever doing so.”

My favorite of all time is the Dr Pepper ad with the “DP” t-shirts. Were they unaware of what “DP” stands for? Didn’t it even have people exclaiming how much they “enjoy a DP”? I just remember laughing hysterically the first time I saw it. It didn’t last long, of course, but what DP does?

No “Eggs Erroneous”? I’ve been trying to find the recipe for 30 years!

It WOULD look tremendous on a resume.

It was probably wishful wanking, anyway. The logic, at least, is flaccid, at best.

Since we won’t cut off their subsidies or quit issuing drilling permits (Joe Biden), how about we simply make them own their own words (about drilling lowering domestic oil prices) by banning EXPORTS of American crude. As it stands, we are sponsoring these clowns to shit where we eat, and not even getting any real…

People like to talk about how “nobody saw it coming” when there’s a mass shooting. I submit that someone waving guns around would tend to be a pretty good indication of SOMETHING...

We’ll find out where it went soon, when something blows up. Maybe it’s earmarked for the next US Capitol “tourist event”.