This is an incredibly dumb comment.

Muhammad Ali is giving you a very classy "fuck you" straight from the grave, after which he will rise with Harambe to double team your mom.

Headlines from the self published Dread & Fear Times:

The focus in this tweet was heinously off-base and the diminishing of Ms. Manuel’s achievement by juxtaposition with another Phelps win overtly offensive, but:

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

A friend used to work for the fire department in Escondido, CA writing disaster plans. Whenever we asked if we could see their disaster plans, the Mexican guys on our staff would joke “No.” “Why not?” “Because it’s Escondido!”

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Just the fact that he made it this far makes him way more successful than J.J. Redick’s last kid.

The kidnappers agreed to donate 10% of any ransom to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

Nope, sorry, it’s ALL about the BAMF on the far-left smoking a cigarette in the pool. For the fucking win! THAT is how you do swimming, gurl.

They should build a statue in Bristol for the guy who’s done so much to make ESPN what it is today. And if that’s too expensive, they can just steal one from a Buddhist temple.

Brown: And here are the “Lexus Keys to the Game.”

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

At least Giancarlo Stanton has gone on strike until conditions improve.

Not the first fuckup involving bad owners and MSG.

This is okay! Apparently you can use your hands in Europa League.

Pickles are not a side, and I fully support starting another civil war over the matter.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

And here I thought K-Pop could never get you to second base.