I’m really not a fan of how every single TV show now must be a full mytharc’d series with the end of each episode designed to be seamlessly welded to the beginning of the next, linked by a thousand interwined characters and threads.

Crazier theory: How about people just stop doing things other than driving when they’re supposed to be driving?

Maybe the dog is Japanese.

You missed my point.

Ugh, Harley guys are the worst.

Yes. There isn’t a single day that I don’t hear some ego-fragile dude floor his retro-muscle-car/lifted douche truck in a stupid peacocking effort to show off. Seriously, people react to this shit with the same annoyance as friggin car alarms.

If you can convince your cat to be an indoor cat, please do. Free-range cats are detrimental to native wildlife. Most cats adapt very well to being indoor cats, or mostly-indoor cats. They can do cat things indoors, in an enclosed “catio”, or outside on a leash. The birds will have longer lives and so will the cats.…

This right here. The “lesson,” if you are that kind of insufferable godparent who is always gracing the youth with your smug bullshit, is that despite struggling with a painful disease you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy, she helped an enormous number of people and inspired millions more in her life. Including the…

A sheriff’s deputy would be a good guy with a gun, right?

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Looks nice until I saw the brand. Black and Decker is awful it won’t last long.

Looks nice until I saw the brand. Black and Decker is awful it won’t last long.

I have one too! She’s never tried to stick her tongue up my nose thankfully. Although the dog definitely has many times.  

Here’s Joe Bruin, going for a hike.

It took me a very long time to realize she wasn’t doing a joke “froggy voice” and that was just her voice. Eugh.

If Obama was ever photgraphed with his teenage daughter sitting on his lap shooting “come hither” looks at him the entire planet would have spiraled off its axis in indignant rage. If Hillary Clinton was ever recorded commenting on how “hot” a twelve year old boy was we’d all be deaf right now from the howling it…

QUOTE | “I estimate the basic hardware will cost around $650, so if Microsoft wants any kind of margin at all, Scorpio will have to retail for $700 or more.” - IDC analyst Lewis Ward is bracing for a bit of sticker shock on Project Scorpio.

Looks like a Saab 9000 crossed with a piece of shit.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

I’m tempted based on Breath of the Wild, but not quite tempted enough. I justified the WiiU (as most people did) with a small cohort of games (Splatoon, etc), but that’s not going to cut it this time. The basic Switch is the same cost as I paid for a PS4+GTA5+Unchartered 4.

I mean...yeah. Kids are easy targets too and animals. So if I go out and punch a two-year-old in the face am I going to get a pass, cuz you know, easy target? Excuse me, I’m off to kick some kittens.