I’m really not a fan of how every single TV show now must be a full mytharc’d series with the end of each episode designed to be seamlessly welded to the beginning of the next, linked by a thousand interwined characters and threads.

Crazier theory: How about people just stop doing things other than driving when they’re supposed to be driving?

Maybe the dog is Japanese.

You missed my point.

I have blazing arguments about this a lot, but I utterly hated Jack Nicholson’s Joker performance. It just felt like “Jack Nicholson in makeup” rather than the actual character.

Mark Hamill will always be *my* Joker. I only wish he could have played him in live action at some point. I think he’d have been amazing.

Ugh, Harley guys are the worst.

Yes. There isn’t a single day that I don’t hear some ego-fragile dude floor his retro-muscle-car/lifted douche truck in a stupid peacocking effort to show off. Seriously, people react to this shit with the same annoyance as friggin car alarms.

See, Nintendo? This is what you do instead of suing people who put hard work into a labor of love.

If you can convince your cat to be an indoor cat, please do. Free-range cats are detrimental to native wildlife. Most cats adapt very well to being indoor cats, or mostly-indoor cats. They can do cat things indoors, in an enclosed “catio”, or outside on a leash. The birds will have longer lives and so will the cats.…

My daughter’s reaction to Bill the Cyberman

This right here. The “lesson,” if you are that kind of insufferable godparent who is always gracing the youth with your smug bullshit, is that despite struggling with a painful disease you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy, she helped an enormous number of people and inspired millions more in her life. Including the…

A sheriff’s deputy would be a good guy with a gun, right?

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Could they do a little time magic for Powerless ? It was just getting decent .

As soon as you get in the door....

Looks nice until I saw the brand. Black and Decker is awful it won’t last long.

Looks nice until I saw the brand. Black and Decker is awful it won’t last long.

I have one too! She’s never tried to stick her tongue up my nose thankfully. Although the dog definitely has many times.  

Here’s Joe Bruin, going for a hike.

It took me a very long time to realize she wasn’t doing a joke “froggy voice” and that was just her voice. Eugh.

If Obama was ever photgraphed with his teenage daughter sitting on his lap shooting “come hither” looks at him the entire planet would have spiraled off its axis in indignant rage. If Hillary Clinton was ever recorded commenting on how “hot” a twelve year old boy was we’d all be deaf right now from the howling it…