QUOTE | “I estimate the basic hardware will cost around $650, so if Microsoft wants any kind of margin at all, Scorpio will have to retail for $700 or more.” - IDC analyst Lewis Ward is bracing for a bit of sticker shock on Project Scorpio.

Looks like a Saab 9000 crossed with a piece of shit.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

I’m tempted based on Breath of the Wild, but not quite tempted enough. I justified the WiiU (as most people did) with a small cohort of games (Splatoon, etc), but that’s not going to cut it this time. The basic Switch is the same cost as I paid for a PS4+GTA5+Unchartered 4.

I mean...yeah. Kids are easy targets too and animals. So if I go out and punch a two-year-old in the face am I going to get a pass, cuz you know, easy target? Excuse me, I’m off to kick some kittens.

I like that the package looks like a Japanese style lunch box.

I cannot disagree more, for the sole reason that finding The Riddler attractive would make me feel suuuuuuper gross.

But, what if I don’t want any of them to sing?

I have so many great pictures of myself in classic late 90s get-ups. I had it all: Baggy cargo pants with crop tops, layered spaghetti strap tanks, choker necklaces, glitter body gel, chunky shoes, babydoll dresses, pleated plaid mini skirt with combat boots, hair charms, and several key wardrobe pieces made entirely…

If you read the series on Naked Capitalism, you’ll see that Uber’s only real end game is to become a monopoly service. They are subsidizing rides massively to drive all (or most) other competitors out of business. At that point, Uber raises prices to reflect the true costs of operations.

We’re the weird ones?

Oh, I should have mentioned, I can’t drink in front of my dad. A) we are driving an hour to the dinner B) He is a judge-y teetotaler C) If I have one drink he will refuse to let me drive and if he drives we will probably die D) he is paying for dinner.

Yup, I’m not taking any chances. We live in a society where a good sized percentage of the population is so weak minded they can’t keep their electronic toy in their pocket/purse while driving. Every red light, stop sign, and pause in traffic they have to play with their toy. And heaven forbid it makes a noise while…

You do know Mega Bloks have stopped being a joke since they got Halo and CoD, right? Their minifigs are amazing. Hell, their classic TMNT minifigs are actually better than most of the full sized figures Playmates does.

You do know Mega Bloks have stopped being a joke since they got Halo and CoD, right? Their minifigs are amazing.…

He definitely wants to get Katy alone in a room with a pocket full of Tic Tacs. I love her reporting on him, you can tell she thinks he’s a lying liar.

As are all her roles. And all her songs. Like, I can’t name a single song she ever sang. I just know she is a person who exists.

Off topic here but does he wear a hair net to bed? Can’t imagine what he looks like in the morning and what type of bed hair bunnies that fucker is able to produce.

JUST came here to say this. From the looks of this I’d rather watch Drop Dead Fred.

People are going to jump all over this poor woman for being so stupid, etc., and I do wonder how many of them remember being young. Yeah, this was not the brightest thing ever, and not something I would’ve done at 20 - but I did plenty of equally stupid shit that could’ve gotten me killed for no goddamn reason. Many,…

I don’t think he understands how to enjoy TV.