I hate to be that person, but bonobos and chimps are apes, not monkeys. Science, I dig it.

TO SAY THEY SHOULD CONSIDER THEMSELVES AT RISK FOR FOLLOWING THE LAW IS ABSURD AND A PART OF RAPE CULTURE.

Cranston created his big break with his excellent work on “Malcolm in the Middle”. That’s what proved to most people in entertainment that he was right for a series lead.

Well before Walter White was even a glimmer in Gilligan’s eye, I was walking around telling everyone that Hal from Malcolm in the Middle was one of the best characters in television history. He is a television natural. I am so glad that he’s gotten the recognition he deserves.

Am I the only white person afraid of cops? Every time one is behind me, I get the mud butt. This kid was well, he was just fuckin dumb.

I lived in Brattleboro for years, so I find this amusing. None of this stuff is made up. The Wells Fountain is real, so is Canal St. and the town played host to any number of... let’s call them “eccentric characters” throughout the years. The “Abbot of Canal Street” is a particularly interesting turn of phrase; Canal…

I’ll be the loser that admits to liking both of them. We’d have awesome slumber parties together.

The proletariat?

what if you’re not restrained you’re just dead inside

I don’t “allow” my husband to do anything because I don’t own him. I do, however, communicate my expectations and boundaries. One of those is that I expect honesty. If you’re not happy in the relationship then you need to be honest and say so. If we can’t work out a mutually satisfactory solution, then we need to go…

Seriously. Not only are non-monogamous relationships an option, there is also breaking up/divorce if you are more into the serial monogamy thing. So there are zero excuses for cheating.

I don’t want to start a “religious war” here, but the constitution places that right into the context of a “well regulated militia”. Regulation (such as licensing) should be fine. It’s explicitly there in the amendment.

now i know how to seduce a man, by making him a sandwich

The only thing that could make this story more British would be for him to have driven into a pond after watching England lose on penalties.

I wish they’d given Brown more to do on that show. She’s hilarious, and the dramatic moments she had were fantastic.

But they're not allergic to red. They're allergic to either the dye or the family of vegetables. You can't be allergic to a small spectrum of light wavelengths.

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”