Woof, that sounds really dumb. The more Scott shows us of this universe he conceived, the less interesting it is.

I’m like... 85% sure I scrolled past that description on a torrent site.

When pointing out the problems of AlienCubed, never forget the overt crucifixion imagery at the end. If you have your hero assume the Jesus-on-the-cross position to show how noble and self-sacrificing they are, one of these things needs to be true:

Mega Blocks still gets a bad rap for poor quality years and years ago. Their blocks are fine now, and the minifigs are much more detailed and have more joints than Lego minifigs. And they’re considerably cheaper than Lego, as well.

I’m also having trouble with “charming” to describe Franco, unless it’s some new usage that means his face really makes you want to punch it. If that’s the case, he’s VERY charming.

Bourbon has very stringent rules, like many wines, spirits, cheeses, etc. At least half the grain must be corn (barley is more common in other whiskeys) and the barrels it ages in must be new charred oak barrels. Other distillers will buy the once-used barrels and use them several more times, which is one reason the…

Jill Stein was not a qualified candidate, nor was Johnson. If you didn’t vote for Clinton against Trump, you’re part of the reason we have this living hemorrhoid in office. How does your conscience feel about that?

I’ve heard the rumor that Trump is popping Adderall and I decided to check the side effects. Here’s a partial list:

You’re mixing up objective/subjective.

He’s also trained himself in combat with a Batman-level obsessiveness. Being trained in combat by Captain America is listed in the special abilities section of other character’s bios as almost being a superpower in itself.

I hated all the slow interpersonal scenes. There are interdimensional Nazis invading and they take the time for every combination of characters to have feelings at each other?

I’m loath to see anything with Depp regardless of him beating his wife. He’s been phoning in terrible performances for years; I doubt he remembers how to act at all.

I never cared for the 90's X-Men. Bad animation and voice acting—Storm’s overacting was downright embarrassing.

Wow, that is a profoundly stupid false equivalency. Congratulations?

James Franco makes this an automatic pass for me. There are plenty of us that don’t ever want to see him again in anything, sucking spit through his cheeks in that annoying way he does. Even Dave Franco is pushing your luck, because he reminds me of James.

The preferred term is Canine American, you racist.

Most states have laws stating that it is illegal to be in the left lane unless passing. Sitting in the left lane doing 55 is as illegal as speeding. Move right.

He’s just mad because he got a ticket for backing his truck up without looking and hitting an automated vehicle. He’ll get over it.

They’re everywhere!

You can’t see it on TV, but when she’s Supergirl she puts a little pair of glasses on the scar, making it completely unrecognizable.