Jill Stein was not a qualified candidate, nor was Johnson. If you didn’t vote for Clinton against Trump, you’re part of the reason we have this living hemorrhoid in office. How does your conscience feel about that?

I’ve heard the rumor that Trump is popping Adderall and I decided to check the side effects. Here’s a partial list:

You’re mixing up objective/subjective.

The preferred term is Canine American, you racist.

Most states have laws stating that it is illegal to be in the left lane unless passing. Sitting in the left lane doing 55 is as illegal as speeding. Move right.

He’s just mad because he got a ticket for backing his truck up without looking and hitting an automated vehicle. He’ll get over it.

They’re everywhere!

You can’t see it on TV, but when she’s Supergirl she puts a little pair of glasses on the scar, making it completely unrecognizable.

Yeah, and an evangelical megachurch to boot. Not going to find a lot of open-mindedness there.

Cheating isn’t “making a mistake”—it’s not like he tripped and fell into that hooker. Cheating is a choice. He chose to cheat, and the only reason he’s concerned is that he’s worried that he might have to face consequences for his actions.

Since he “forgot” that he cheated, I don’t think he feels that guilty.

2 lanes to 1 is a zipper merge. A lane that says Exit Only or the damn shoulder of the highway is not a zipper merge.

I’m a pretty angry middle-aged white dude (I’ve got about 10 years until I claim it’s just curmudgeonliness), and I hate that crap. We’re all in traffic and it sucks for all of us. Let’s just all try to get this miserable experience over as quickly and efficiently as possible. Nobody is special and deserves to get…

Now is not the time to discuss bottle-control!

There’s no such thing as second-hand cholesterol, though. As a non-smoker I support the right of people to choose to smoke, but only as long as the smoke doesn’t affect anyone who doesn’t want it. And as long as they take care of their butts and don’t just toss them out the window or on the sidewalk.

And they will often start braking for a stop sign 3 miles before the sign, to capture that sweet, sweet brake energy. Who cares if 15 cars behind them are stuck coasting through single digits for a ridiculously long time?

Related: I recommend looking for an underappreciated PS3 game called The Saboteur. It takes place in occupied Paris in WWII, and killing Nazis and destroying their infrastructure is extremely satisfying.

Edit: turns out you’re right on downthread. Guy is a jerk.

I feel like you’re making the same mistake the toxic R&M fans do in thinking the show glorifies Rick. You’re not supposed to want to be Rick. Even Rick doesn’t want to be Rick. He’s a miserable person who has to stay half-drunk just to be able to get through the day.

Theft of intellectual property is what piracy is, but I guess your reading comprehension blah blah childish insult blah blah. Grow up.