Sure. Make sure you tell your goddaughter that you aren’t a good person, either. If only you’d held yourself to a higher standard, you might feel some empathy, or understand that people can be good and be flawed at the same time.

I hope Trump is informed of this on at least 3 separate occasions.

So if a person is famous person they’re entitled to encroach on the personal space of others? Is that you, Mr. Trump?

Who made the alien race or made god, then? Every creation story eventually requires you to accept some entity that has always existed.

Just call it an “Artie”. It’s easier to say, has more personality, and probably causes VW brass to grind their teeth if they ever hear it.

And the GM 3800 that powered half their models for decades. It started as a Jeep engine, too, so I’m sure it’s on David’s list somewhere.

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

The complete lack of any discussion of gun control isn’t helping, either. The gun nut lobby foams at the mouth about how more guns = always better, then when a bunch of shootings happen that contradict that incredibly stupid view, they cry about how “now is not the time to discuss gun control.”

Haven’t you heard? Disliking bigots is the REAL bigotry. I’m pretty sure that was the motto B-side to MAGA.

[“I said, ‘I’ll make a deal with you: Don’t let another Nazi in, and I won’t accost that Nazi,’” she said.]

Bad trolling; try harder. You need a coherent through-line, not just a bunch of screeching.

If someone lives at a house the are residents there. If it is not their house and they don’t have permission to live there they are... Still residents, just residing illegally.

Are you that fucking stupid? Oh, wait... You’re a bigoted Trump supporter. Of course you’re that stupid.

Those look the same to me, except the first one has a larger display and the components are mounted in a case.

Please tell me the arresting officer filled out the Full Name field of the booking form as “Hilton, Conrad Motherfucking.”

Every B&D product I ever bought worked poorly, then very soon didn’t work at all. I eventually learned not to buy anything from them.

Every B&D product I ever bought worked poorly, then very soon didn’t work at all. I eventually learned not to buy…

It looks like you interrupted a tense moment here, like a drug deal gone sideways.

I love how he has a walking stick—a stick he carries on walks!

Exactly. Nintendo makes a profit on their hardware, while MS and Sony sell at a loss to get installed base of customers.

I’m pretty sure it’s an internal chronometer. I crack the cat food cans around 8PM, so my cats start watching me expectantly at around 7:00. When daylight savings changes the clock in fall, they start their staring at 6 and flip out from 7 to 8 because I’m late with dinner service.