A horn is a controlled noise you can use when needed, not just an obnoxious omnidirectional blast. Get your bike modded to only make the idiot noise when you press a button and we’ll talk.

Thank you. I live somewhat near a highway, and when it’s warm I leave windows open overnight.

That’s when you know the funeral home’s cosmetitian is a little TOO good at their job.

Ghostbusters 2 is a good example why there shouldn’t be any more Ghostbusters movies. Even the original cast and creative team couldn’t make a decent follow-up.

He’s old; it seems like they could put him away for the rest of his life just for fleeing prosecution. I doubt that pampered, self-important, child-raping piece of shit would make it long in prison.

I don’t care what he’s been through; raping a child is not OK. Polanski raped a child and he needs to face consequences.

Urine is used to try to match the wretched stench of real perfume. Anybody who voluntarily puts on perfume should be barred from elevators and mass transit. It’s disgusting.

Americans can be funny, but we prefer to just bring in cheap funny from Canada instead.

If someone can see your dick when you’re using the urinal then you’re using it wrong.

I’d say Trump is more likely to jump on the “yoga should be banned because it’s foreign” wagon than the “your behavior is erratic and disturbed; perhaps you should investigate medication” one. But you would probably understand his mentality better than I do.

I’ve known that ratings we’re useless since the ’80s, when Clue got 2 stars. Clue! One of the best comedies ever made!

It’s a cheap tactic, like filmmakers shaking the camera around to give the illusion that’s there’s action going on instead of... you know, having action actually happen.

Better, but you’re still phoning it in. Where’s the wild-eyed, unhinged lunacy from earlier in the thread? Is the magic starting to fade? Are your mood stabilizers starting to kick in?

“Dearest,

“My dad’s not a groper. I mean, he’s never groped me, and it’s obvious that he really wants to.”

Not your best work; feels half-hearted. Needs more “stupid fuck” and random vitriol.

What is this... Are you quoting yourself now? Is this entirely a discussion between the different voices in your head now?

U mad?

Oh, you’ve verified that yoga is a plot to brainwash kids? Please, as I’ve been asking all asking, provided this evidence.

Yes, you would be an unhinged idiot even if arguing with an evangelical Christian. You would just be dealing with a similar level of denial and ideological tunnel vision in that case.