And you don’t have to pay for games, you just steal them!

I have a Retron 5 and I love it. I have all my original consoles, too, but my Retron stays hooked to the TV, ready to go.

If you have an extensive collection of classic games, don’t support piracy, and don’t want to unpack the old systems to then look terrible on your HDTV every time you want to play something. My Retron 5 uses all my classic carts and controllers, and it upscales everything nicely for my HDTV. If I want to I can pull…

So you’re all up in arms about the Retron using “non credited emulation software” but you’re down for ripping carts to files?

I think he does.

So basically it’s “Wahh! We aren’t winning and its everyone’s fault but mine!”

I did. After a breakup I got back on my feet and got my own place. I was still all messed up and was a little worried about living alone for the first time.

I’m a single man in an apartment with two cats, so I’m OK, right?

Adorable. I love the jaunty tilt she adds to the tip of her tail. My cat usually does the question mark curl, and my parents have one that honest-to-god walks around holding his tail in a corkscrew shape.

After interviewing an 11YO boy, I can warn the ladies that the men on the council will likely only understand budget issues phased in the form of how many Yu Gi Oh cards could be purchased. They will frequently interrupt floor debate to say “butt” into their microphones. Be prepared for a lot of Boba Fett memorial…

And somehow she just keeps getting more and more beautiful, while he... well, he ages like a mayonnaise sandwich, too.

Mornings are good for quickies, to start the day off right. But you’ve got to get up and ready, haven’t had coffee yet, etc.

I can’t speak for the hunks out there, but as an average-looking guy I can say Kristen Schaal is one of my biggest celebrity crushes. I think she’s super cute and we all know that a sense of humor is sexy.

I’m a Vectrex fan!

Be careful clutching those pearls... you’ll get carpal tunnel syndrome!

In before Nintendo fans claim Ninty invented/first offered the analog stick on a home console, which is a much more common claim.

I like the furniture and even putting it together, but entering the Ikea showroom is like entering purgatory for me. It’s an endless maze with lost, shuffling souls milling aimlessly around keeping you from making any progress.

Same for me, but with beer instead of wine. It’s like doing a puzzle, but you get a piece of furniture and a sense of accomplishment at the end. I’ve also never had a missing piece or mis-drilled hole with Ikea the way I have with other flat-pack furniture.

Hey, insecure bullies that stopped maturing in middle school have to do something for a living, right?

Bale’s Batman voice was really stupid. But I couldn’t take Keaton seriously, either... he’s just an average schlub of a guy in a suit that leaves him almost completely immobile.