Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

To be fair, that’s probably the only way Rodney Harrison recognizes him as black.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

I went through 14 months of chemo, radiation, and surgeries for stomach cancer and, against all odds, survived.

What Sager is going through makes my stuff look like a trip to the massage parlor.

This man has more stones than I thought was possible in a single human.

And best of luck to your mom.

My mom has AML so I know indirectly what Sager is going through. Best of luck to him.

These articles are just seasoning on the inevitable Cubs collapse on the playoffs. Never has a dish so succulent been braised and tenderized for so long. It will be glorious.

“I can’t wait to get off the stage, ‘cause I’ve got a roll of LifeSavers in my pocket... and pineapple is next!” - Mitch Hedberg

McManus is the same guy who just said of Phil Simms: “I think he had an outstanding year, and I think he is right up there with the best of the NFL analysts.”

By this logic Phil Simms should have been Old Yeller’d years ago. And yet...

I’m sorry Mike! I didn’t mean for this to happen, only for you to change and grow!

McManus is the same guy who just said of Phil Simms “I think he had an outstanding year, and I think he is right up there with the best of the NFL analysts.”

The only thing with more range in last night’s game was the ump’s strike zone

Wrigleyville is unpleasant.

Telling Cubs fans their team is good takes away their power.

He’s got more defensive runs saved than Andrelton Simmons,

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