If we’re discussing Appalachian State, the correct term is “skeered”

UNless he plays the left side of the infield, we don’t want him, we need to stockpile 15-20 SS and 3B. In fact let’s kidnap Jonathan Villar back from the Brewers, he got away somehow.

Well the first thing is to have a detailed accounting for all of the strawberries in the Dodgers’ clubhouse commisary.

It was called “Writing Headlines That Sound The Utterances of a Concussed Eight-Year-Old for Fun and Internet Recognition Fun Bucks”

If he wades into the sea I hope a colony of sea lions adopts him under false pretenses and then later mauls him.

Hey I remember when Debbie Gibson was stumbling all around the stage in 1994 on what should have been The Crash Test Dummies’ night.

It’s very Epstein but his head shape is very Screech.

I heard that by not standing he is disrespecting puppies and Craig Sager’s fight with cancer. I heard that. Goddammit why am I so fucking angry all the time.

Stop hogging all the human bone marrow, Sager, Cheney needs his lunch

Finally, a Breaux I can support.

I think Univision airs Sabado Gigante reruns from the mid-90s, so they’re probably cool with dull, repetitive ‘performance artistry’ from their newly-acquired ‘writers.’

There was a battle fought over this, led by General Ben Folds, and yet millennials piss all over his sacrifice.

Best grammar in baseball!

I represent the word joke, and demand you put single or double quotation marks around each instance of the word joke in your comment.

And that’s why I call heroin “pineapple”

Samer it ever was

I believe you have his stapler.

If Atlanta’s the star, imagine their make-up budget.

“Worked for the Pharcyde!” — 1995

Carey just didn’t appeal to the nation, but it’s not like CBS has some prohibition on bad broadcasters.