This is so stupid, Jia. Everyone knows what the right answer is. The answer is winter. Winter is the best season. We all know this.

Before you say all of Michigan, you have to realize a few things. Yoopers do not and will not be lumped in with the fucking trolls that live below the Mackinaw Bridge. There is a world of difference between people who reside in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Lower Peninsula of Michigan. All residents of Lower…

The Cubs.

Firstly, is their any part of Sam Bradford’s body that isn’t just about to fall apart? What type of hit would be considerate given his past injuries? Helmet-to-helmet?

@Lucky - so if you don’t have a car and don’t want to travel alone, I’d suggest you contact a friend and travel with them. Or, based on your comments here, maybe that’s not an option for you either...

Eh, you seem extremely pessimistic and adverse to finding any solution viewing the meteor shower WRT your carless, ambient light flooded abode. Several posters posited solutions, which you quickly shot down. As you don’t want a solution, seemingly feel reserved to the fact that there is none, and still shared with the…

I was just giving you a realistic 3rd option, aside from buying a car or hitchhiking. But now I see that you just wanted to complain about how unfair your life is among the bright lights and big buildings.

I guess this is what you’re looking for then?

The Hamburg Sun is the rare medium that sorts out who’s in a pickle by sticking a photog down at the jail to snap shots of everybody who arrives in the patty wagon.

So he’s really 5’ 6”, which makes this all the more impressive.

As a 5’8” white guy who is double clutching some shandies I can totally understand where this guy is coming from.

Hellcat pop-up ads are killing Jalopnik (and probably all the other Kinja sites). I’m sure that I’m not alone in being totally frustrated with the disruptive nature of doing ads this way. It ruins the whole Jalopnik experience for me. Yes, pay the bills but don’t do it in such a totally dickish way. If this continues,…

This was used by the WWII “dam busters”. The bombs had to make it over an anti-torpedo net, then skip, skip, hit the dam, curve downwards, and boom next to the dam but underwater. So cylindrical bomb, transverse axis, mounted beneath the bombers, motor to spin them up before dropping them.

can we atleast get a link to the video she posted in the comments or something? Why would you mention it and not post it?

You don’t deserve to drink beer.

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

traveling

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hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

A 1st, 2nd and 3rd what? Finish your sentence you dumb chimp.