Before you say all of Michigan, you have to realize a few things. Yoopers do not and will not be lumped in with the fucking trolls that live below the Mackinaw Bridge. There is a world of difference between people who reside in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and Lower Peninsula of Michigan. All residents of Lower…

The Cubs.

Firstly, is their any part of Sam Bradford’s body that isn’t just about to fall apart? What type of hit would be considerate given his past injuries? Helmet-to-helmet?

The Hamburg Sun is the rare medium that sorts out who’s in a pickle by sticking a photog down at the jail to snap shots of everybody who arrives in the patty wagon.

So he’s really 5’ 6”, which makes this all the more impressive.

As a 5’8” white guy who is double clutching some shandies I can totally understand where this guy is coming from.

Hellcat pop-up ads are killing Jalopnik (and probably all the other Kinja sites). I’m sure that I’m not alone in being totally frustrated with the disruptive nature of doing ads this way. It ruins the whole Jalopnik experience for me. Yes, pay the bills but don’t do it in such a totally dickish way. If this continues,…

can we atleast get a link to the video she posted in the comments or something? Why would you mention it and not post it?

You don’t deserve to drink beer.

You can tell this lawyer is a stand-up guy. He says his client makes no excuses, and then he doesn’t thereafter discuss anything that could be considered an excuse, such as the victim striking first, or the victim using a racial slur, or the incident occurring in a bar.

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hey that’s one more title than Carmello...

A 1st, 2nd and 3rd what? Finish your sentence you dumb chimp.

I apologize in advance for nitpicking.....It’s “Fleet Farm” not “Flea Farm”.

What, they want you should dress like this?

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

Retroactive yellow cards for simulation need to be a thing, like, yesterday.

Look, kicking a ball at someone after the play is shitty. No argument here.

Oh just fuck off hipsters. We, men of a certain age, just don’t give a shit what you and your gym-toned friends think we look like. We’re just comfortable. I realize I’m a half step from yelling at you kids to get of my damned lawn with my plaid shorts hiked up over my nipples with dark socks and leather sandals. We…