"SEEMS LEGIT"

Wilfork was disappointed to discover that there was no apple filling inside of the turnover

not with how Russ is playing

Its as easy as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

Pussy Umenyiora?

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

MPGs? Really?

hit Weber in the grill like that and you're gonna get burned.

It's hard to see, but trust me.

The first time a Bears DB didn't blow all season

Classy.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

if you actually care about audio quality then you'd rather be dead than get anything by Beats.

Florida man John Balmer was arrested at a Kmart and charged with possession of meth

Well this gets back to why discussions like this (that I started, I know) are ultimately stupid: it depends upon what we mean by "best". In the context of their respective teams, yeah, Harden is better, but that's because he has Beverley and Ariza to play good perimeter defense, and more importantly, Dwight Howard to…

Nah. I love Klay Thompson, but nah. He's mixing it up with Dwyane Wade for that third spot.

I would prefer yogurt to white chocolate any day of the week because white chocolate is the goddamn devil.

Roy Hibbert is as smooth as the other side of the brillo.