MPGs? Really?

hit Weber in the grill like that and you're gonna get burned.

It's hard to see, but trust me.

The first time a Bears DB didn't blow all season

Classy.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

if you actually care about audio quality then you'd rather be dead than get anything by Beats.

Florida man John Balmer was arrested at a Kmart and charged with possession of meth

Well this gets back to why discussions like this (that I started, I know) are ultimately stupid: it depends upon what we mean by "best". In the context of their respective teams, yeah, Harden is better, but that's because he has Beverley and Ariza to play good perimeter defense, and more importantly, Dwight Howard to…

Nah. I love Klay Thompson, but nah. He's mixing it up with Dwyane Wade for that third spot.

I would prefer yogurt to white chocolate any day of the week because white chocolate is the goddamn devil.

Roy Hibbert is as smooth as the other side of the brillo.

If they went with teams that have lower ratings for normal games, why would that increase the ratings for an outdoor game?

Being tremendously hungover and watching the action via rotating, eye-in-the-sky zipline cam also doesn't help the viewing experience.

but he was not undeterred

I'd like to try this. This year, Founder's did an IPL. It was... fine. Honestly just left me wishing I had drank a Stone Enjoy By bomber instead. And this is coming from a Founder's fanboy. Just not sure the style does anything for me. I'm a fan of big, hoppy beers (and I cannot lie), so the idea of an IPL is kind of…

"Best interview I've ever heard."

I wonder where he will play when he leaves NOLA.

Whatever way you describe it and where ever the point of impact was supposed to be, he was still leading with his head. He launched himself leading with his head. Period.