Don't pick on him. He can't go to the tailor because he gets traumatized every time he sees someone measure something.

You know what comes out of that fucking tooth-hole? A tiny little voice that hisses "My Mommy and Daddy didn't pay enough attention to me."

All I got from that video is that he really, really likes the color orange and that he might not know what a platypus is.

To be fair, if any country has pounds to spare, it's the US.

Holy shit.

When asked why he allowed the Packers to score 55 points, Jay simply responded by taking a drag from his cigarette.

Hate it when my team's quarterback allows a division rival to score 55 points.

These rankings make no sense.

Two things: (1) If the NFL wants to continue to stand by its decision to suspend Rice for the entire year, then I am not sure how the NFL would reinstate Peterson at any time this season considering Peterson pleaded no contest while Rice was not even charged. (2) I'd be curious if the court records in Peterson's case…

He is right. We can't imagine the love he has for his son.

The result of that play was definitely a net positive.

Looks like he hit Blount in the hip, not knees. Still dangerous. though.

Yep, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are objectively the best thing ever made by anyone. Fuck penicillin.

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

Hm, this laker game was over by midpoint and it was the 1st game of the season. Not the penultimate game of the season. So, dude's got a point.

Thank you. Pumpkin beers almost universally taste terrible. Just have an Oktoberfest brew like a god damn sane person and be done with it.

1. Any other beer ever made

Another non-story by the Boston media. If anything, he showed up super early for today's practice yesterday.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.