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"Arian, can you tell us what kept you out?"

This is something you don't see every day.

This puts me in the uncomfortable position of having to agree with Jenny McCarthy, and I don't like it.

To be fair, apparently they get their news from the Rooters wire.

This episode of How I Met Your Mother is horrible.

Ha - look at the air ball. He must not know that at the beach, the wind can push the ball six to eight inches.

This just in: Metta World Peace is still a giant piece of shit.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

I'm starting to think that Steven A. Smith actually died in 2002 and this is now an elaborate piece of performance art from Tyler Perry.

Wow, kinda unfair to have a discussion about domestic violence without the input of women... Or in this case, actual human beings.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.

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No al pastor? I love carnitas but al pastor is the undisputed king of pork tacos.

Streaming video has gone too far.

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

No, no, no. Leaving your car windows down in the rain is a mistake.

RAY Rice and RAY Lewis?!?! They're both named Ray, and play for the Ra-vens... #JustSayin #Illuminati

allow me to be this guy...shut up.

Who cares? He'll be benched for the whole season where it really matters - fantasy football.