So...is there any chance that Flyers fans will no longer spout gay slurs at Sidney Crosby? I mean...one captain has now been arrested for inappropriately grabbing guys, and one hasn't.

But tradition!

Yeah, I eat bean sprouts, raw milk, and rare meats (including chicken that MIL swears will kill me not by bacteria, but by getting up off the plate and attacking outright) and I don't run around with salmonella and other horrible diseases all the time. I also roll around with cows and chickens and puppies and…

PARANOIA. That's right, keep letting the "experts" (have you checked their *cough corporate cough*) qualifications? I like to rely on my friend science (and my other friend history when I'm not sure about my first friend).

3) oyster = slimy snot buried inside a rock. WHY BOTHER.

I guess you can't get Cigar City up there, which is a shame. Jai Alai is as good as most of these (the white oak-aged version is very different, equally-good, but different) though my favorite out of that brewery is any of the numerous iterations of Hopped on the High Seas.

Great picture to post of the field right before the German game, assholes. The war was 70 years ago.

Muntari was suspended for today's match due to picking up two yellows, and KPB was a waste of space every minute he was playing for them. Not as huge of an on-field impact for today's match as it first appears. We'll see if the rest of the team can put this aside and play like they have up to this point.

Does that make the Nigerian's arm The Mash?

"Yes!"

Burying the lede: Suárez bites a player AGAIN!

A couple years ago, Lebron did something similar to show support for those who were hardest hit by the recession.

Interview Johnny Morris

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Jokes about death are OK on Deadspin. Rape jokes are a no-go, however. Get with the program.

love how the Marlins are #28 on that list. their fans couldn't give a shit either way

Sorry, I wasn't making a inference. The tax is about 15% regardless the gratuity. I would find it strange for a restaurant to not include a gratuity on the entire bill. It's not only bad business sense, but if you have patrons who can afford to spend ~$50(f)K on alcohol, you have patrons who can afford to tip ~17-19%…

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

Dude blatantly flops. Penalty given. Game effectively over.