In the scoreboard operator's defense, if the Cubs are playing the Mets, he's kind of redundant.

No. Let's never say that.

Point understood, but I will never be glad to hear Kenny Albert call a hockey game. These guys are the fucking worst. Seriously, the viewers would be better served by dead silence than by these bozos.

Three propane tanks is probably only enough to get him through his fifth feeding of the day.

"Sometimes it feels like life texts you a blurry photo of your stubby, flaccid penis. The failure is not getting it up." - Brett Favre.

RT @Patriots Odin Lloyd deeply regrets his involvement in the Aaron Hernandez incident.

This is a tough break, but I'm sure he'll Landon his feet.

Cigarettes by the fudge?

It makes sense because the DH is permitted and because the guy "who can't throw a baseball" can mash a baseball going 93 MPH.

your reply is meaningless nonsense that has nothing to do with anything.

Ladies and gentlemen, the National League!

So is this a game with no rules?

"Destroys"? Where? He hit two kids. One stumbled and the other sorta fell over. You know what HAS been destroyed? The word "destroyed". By clickbait headlines.

Seriously. I just go for anything ♯ when I hear his "music."

Music is not one of my areas of expertise, but I do want it to be known that every time I hear Pitbull I consider putting an F3 to my chest and pulling the trigger.

why couldn't Jim Rome have been on that Malasian Air flight?? Is that really too much to ask, Gods?

Jim Rome really needs to get punched in the face.

The coroner ruled that he'd passed.

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