Conflict Diamond

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Leeloo Nashville Backstagepass

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

What are you tassaultking about

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

I am going to pay for this wall you want built.

#NotAllMen

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Let’s be fair here. I studied archaeology in school and have worked on several digs, so I am coming from a place of some knowledge. And I’m afraid that I have to agree that having an all-female team *had* to have been a publicity stunt of some sort, and does in fact lead to some questions about the validity of their…

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

State senators are a whole other level of wackjobs. I bet attending a state senate meeting is a lot like reading the comments under a Youtube video, but in real life.

WhatEVER. God, you're, like, SO old.

brb, going to law school for the sole purpose of becoming an expert in Space Law

BIDEN: You're articulate, bright and clean. And I'm going to make you the President.

Please leave your wigs for us.

As someone about to start disability leave because i am SUICIDAL I say fuck this fucking guy.