As with most Pit Bull themed songs, he could be cut out and the song would survive quite well on its own (since her part is what is ear-worming itself to my dancing parts).

The "alive" part bothers me. Not "sexiest man in 2008," but sexiest non-dead guy!

Studies also suggest that the kittens' size is directly proportional to how much it decreases your stress.

Full disclosure - I have an unfortunately high tolerance for processed food garbage, and a slight aversion to eggular food content (quiches, custards, omelettes are right out), so I pollute myself with the Whip of Miracles. Therefore, I would avoid a product specifically named Just Mayo. From the pictures I can find,…

Gah - I try to read replies before I comment, but FRATRAGE (sorta). I have no experience with large universities, but I believe these smartypants folks could use their knowledge-chocked brains to solve this problem; how can they cut down on these incidents, and STILL have all the debauchery? My colleges (can't have…

but i got better

As an advertising peon, would you have any idea who the target demographic would be? The slogan sounds ludicrous to me, but I am a "cynical" GenX-er who doubts that a large mega-corporation cares about anything but sagging profits. I doubt I would find a person who said, "Yes! This speaks to me! I now changed my mind…

It wasn't until I started reading Jezebel that I realized it WAS ok for me to be upset with this kind of behavior. I never thought myself conventionally attractive, so maybe I was supposed to be flattered by the attention? Maybe I brought it on by sending the wrong signals? I could just never shake the feeling that…