No Commies on my boat! No Christians, either!

Hmm, should I think about whether it's easier to make fun of a dead black athlete than a dead white athlete for a few moments, then say to the commenter who brought the idea up, "I disagree with you"? Or should I just yell "Race card!" in the direction of the person who proposed the idea?

"That 'Goonies' kid's fat jiggle got nothing on mine!"

Is my wrist really that bad because of Michelle Wie and TB lawyer's wife?

This all reminds me of Michael Dukakis' 1988 campaign. Someone asked Dukakis what he would do if he saw a man raping his wife. Dukakis replied that he would have stayed on the bench and let the refs break it up. I don't know why he wasn't elelcted.

The girl in the photo has found that stand-up comics are less good in bed than is generally believed.

A pox on both their houses, but I think I have to go with Cuban on this one. Cuban is more lucky than good, but he did make his money. I'm pretty sure Trump has less money than he inherited.

"one who may be the softest 7 foot 6 inch man to ever play organized sports"

Steve Nash doesn't coagulate like an MVP.

For someone who hated rich kids, he sure had a lot of disposible income.

Darryl Strawberry's best performances as a Dodger took place within the fictional world of Bad Lieutenant.

AirBud is rolling in his grave.

China will quietly (if they haven't already) impose age minimums on alcohol and tobacco purchase to look good during the Olympics. My wife used to make cigarette runs for her dad when she was three. (And I'm sure most of you are aware of the 'young Chinese smoker' photos on the interweb.)

I would be interested in a West Virgina opening.

"I'm not a pedophile!"

So I asked him if he ate yet, and he said, "No, Jew?"

I don't think it's pointed out enough that Chris Evert was known for her mental toughness, so only the most misogynist fuckwad would think that calling a man "Chris Evert" to attack his character would make any sort of sense. Not that Jim Everett didn't go right along with it.

@Big Hairy Sack:

"Me rikey."

"You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin', and the hoppin', and the bippin', and the boppin', so they don't know what the jazz...is all about."