Ugh! I get lectured by coworkers about how I should travel more and the privilege and condescension drives me insane. Like hey, would love to. My husband has been unemployed for a year. I live in the most expensive real estate market in the US. I am in debt from taking care of an unemployed ex on entry level income in…

“We’ve done Coachella, EDC, Ultra, everything.”
Even when I was 20, this statement would make me want to punch that person.

Yeah! My favorive was some crack about dehydration and fainting because the airport vending machine was out of LaCroix.

They, like, literally live off daddy’s checks.

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

Only a hipster would want to look like a lumberjack on a tropical island.

What do you mean? I have dry curly white hair and I’ve been using Shea Moisture for years. It makes it so much more manageable.

Because all white women have stringy straight hair? Mine is very thick, very curly, to the point of being kinky certain days. If you want an answer to your question from this particular white woman (of swedish, german, and scottish descent), my hair will drink in whatever moisture i give it and thank me.

Christ you’re tedious.

Gee, well, thanks. I feel so validated. Glad you’re here in the echo chamber to reassure all us insecure CF people.

I freaking hate that. One dude told me I should just “try it”. Really, pal? What happens if I don’t like it? It’s not a box of cereal.

Weary and bitter...are you projecting?

I’m barren by choice and I loved every word of this article. Captured the snark and the interference beautifully imo.

Me, defiantly:

Dubya was just a little dim and tongue-tied for a president.

Relatively speaking. We’ll still be living in the reality where somebody coated a stereotypical, racist, old uncle in vodka sauce and gave him all the worldly power he has ever dreamed of.