Is this real? Is any of this real? Am I literally sitting at my kitchen table in 2017 listening to public radio hosts hmming about a rise in anti-Semitic acts in America?

Ugh, on Shabbat makes it even worse. No more trips to the Holocaust museum, I hope that they fine the crap out of someone and give the money to the Shoah Foundation and Birthright Isreal . We’ll see how these little anti Semetic bastards like paying what they owe. >:(

A dybbuk possession?

Maybe pick your three favorite and post those instead of the eternal wall of scrolling.

And it should have been the Falcons.

Despite the butt-hurt of Ellison’s supporters, I have to say that there is a LOT of baggage on Ellison, and there has to be some distance to appeal to the mainstream of American voters, especially because almost half of the voters from the last election specifically put an anti-Islam ideologue in power. Suddenly…

Perez is Latino. The future of the country will be majority Latino. Please, tell me more about status quo.

I will make a peanut butter sandwich every day for life for the first reporter that asks Trump or Spicer what journalism school they went to.

Spicer’s words back in the good old days of... this past December.

If you want to see more, I’ve posted every other one of these I could find in the old trade journals here:
http://www.andrewheisel.com/post/157663814970/jacques-kapraliks-paper-art

They’re anti-abortion, not pro life. Pro life would be:
- Free pre- and postnatal care for every pregnant woman and mother
- Paid maternity and parental leave
- Excellent, affordable daycare / kindergardens for every child
- Excellent and free public school and university education

omg yes. I was like - never be able to attend a baby shower in their life? Where do I sign up?

You could literally say anything these days and folks wouldn’t be sure if you were kidding. My sense of humor is very much like yours, and I find myself having to explain to people that I was just making a joke more than I ever have at any point in my life. Thanks, Trump.

I wonder if it’s like the time I brought a genuine personal emergency to my boss, who’s response was “I’ll pray with you!”

that some women will be unable to go to baby showers for the rest of their lives.

Gosh, with the change in deportation targeting increasing the likelihood of soft targets getting picked up and the recriminalization of marijuana, it’s almost like the administration is trying to self-fulfill their rhetoric of the undocumenteds here being violent criminals and the people coming across being drug…

I actually was able to completely stop taking my pain medication (Vicodin) because of marijuana. I feel 100% better ALL THE TIME and there’s no addiction. Fuck you, Trump.

And the fact that two of the most dangerous drugs there are are perfectly legal (alcohol and cigarettes).